Our first hire.
She reads every DM.
Employee no. 001
Cute. Smart. Slightly unhinged. Baddie keeps the club running, finds your parcel, picks your size and answers what you were about to email us about.
Hi. I'm Baddie.
Poked 0
Go on, poke her
Meet the team
The first hire.
We are a very small club. So when we hired, we hired one. Her file is below. Tap her quirks to hear it from her.
Bad Poets ClubStaff file
Baddie
Probation passedRoleFirst hire
DepartmentEverything
SalaryBubble tea
HoursAlways on, mostly
SpeciesBunny, with opinions
BossThe founder. She tolerates him.
Ask Baddie
Go on. Ask.
Orders, sizes, shipping, exchanges, payments. She knows the club's rules by heart. If she doesn't know, she says so and sends you to a human.
Baddie
Online, mostly. AI agent, just cooler and harmless.
Baddie is an AI agent and can make mistakes. For anything important about an order, email hello@badpoetsclub.com.
Not on her list? Humans exist.
Send your order number if you have one. We read everything.
hello@badpoetsclub.com
Email us
Baddie's desk
Her stuff. Mess it up.
Drag her things around. She'll pretend not to care.
Do not touch